TOP 10 LIST OF THE UGLIEST & MOST BORING KENYANS ON TWITTER

I define ugliness as a result of arrogance and faulty mouth. This blog is aimed at helping the following individuals have their way to Guiness Books of Records. It is also focusing on non-exploited resources in Kenya that can help grow our Tourism Sector by 5% this year. How? If these individuals are enclosed in a zoo, UNESCO will certainly declare the habitat a world heritage! On that brief introduction, help me welcome the finalists in the TOP 10 LIST OF THE UGLIEST and most boring Kenyans on Twitter:

 

 

10. @C_Nyakundih

His TL is full of unnecessary tweefs and hatred. Friends close to him say he is a notorious air-polluter. This may be attributed to his undying thirst for 'ndisi'. However, it seems his waste not only comes out through his rectum, but his face too!

 

 

 9. @xtiandela

He is not supposed to be on this list, but his cowardice and con ideas spare him not. On his TL, it is either shoutouts or stolen tweets, but unknown to you, he is a 'Sura Mbaya' nigga! Look closely.

 

8. @RamzZy_

You may disagree on this if you have never met this guy roaming the streets of Nairobi. He might have received the wrong face, that of Satan. He cannot make any sensible thought. Dirty to say the least. He is the Kenyan casanova.
 

 

 

7. @RobertAlai

He might not be ugly on the condition that he and Eugene Wamalwa are the only human species in this world. He is the undisputed king of propaganda.

 

 

 6. @ladykarun

GOSH!!! The president may have attended her music launch, but I am sure UK would have missed the event was someone kind enough to show him the photo of the girl before leaving the statehouse. *Have a keen look on the lips-to-face ratio.* She thinks she has it all in life and downlooks on her peers.

 

5. @LarryMadowo

He is bright, but he would be brighter if he had a face transplant. He is a snob.

 

4. @WillisRaburu

Haaa!!! His childish talk makes it worse! In the inner circles of Kenyan media, he is the most unprofessional journalist that Kenya has ever had.

 

3. @kerrygasheri

Look at that 'wig' and mouth! She is a Twitter whore.

 

2. @eda_atieno

According to close sources, during her appearance on Tujuane, her make-up did cost a whooping Kshs 3,450! A big chunk of this money went missing on her face.
 

 

1. @masaku_

I know you all love this porn addict's jokes on twitter. His face is nothing less of a tractor-run-over warthog.

 

 

LESSON: Humility will make you lovely no matter your looks.


By: @blogpevu on Twitter.

TUNAWACHEKI!!!