REVEALED: UNMASKING 'THE CRIMINAL ALAI!'

Robert Alai

He opened his twitter Account on October 13, 2008. He could have opened it as early as 1990s, when he completed his High School studies. It's unfair to him that Twitter Inc was non-existent then. At the beginning of the 21st Century he joined Kenyatta University, for a diploma in ICT, and later joined Kenya School of Monetary Studies to further his little knowledge in ICT. All these were done in 3 years!!! Year 2000, 2001, and 2002. Can you believe it? Wait, he worked as  a System Administrator at some funny company in year 2001! As you may find it difficult to imagine, that is the information that Robert Alai has embedded in his CV. I hope you may now know why he may be jobless at this moment, despite his numerous job applications. Welcome to the world of the only Kenyan who believes 'Noah used a motor boat to escape the flooding.' I don't have an issue with this, his age is a testimony!

Let us analyze the self-proclaimed 'King of Propaganda'

WHERE DOES ALAI SOURCE HIS INCOME? 
Money is what has turned this man into a careless rogue animal! He has various sources of his 'dirty money';
1. Smuggled Smartphones; 
Our sources have confirmed that Alai is a key member of an illegal syndicate whose operations run from Dubai, JKIA to numerous electronic shops around the Nairobi's CBD. Alai has a contact in Dubai, famously known as Sheriff, whose sole role is to organize thefts and transport for Smartphones.
Did you know that around 50 smartphones disappear every month from JKIA warehouses? This is the other source of Alai's phones. To Alai, Sheriff's sources are unreliable as compared to JKIA warehouses. This because Sheriff is an international criminal, and Alai can only get to him through agents.
Does he advertise these phones on his TL? You know better!

2. Propagandist for Hire:
In preparation for the March 4 elections, Alai was on a monthly Payroll for six months by CORD! Payment vouchers from CORD headquarters, indicate that he was receiving Kshs 52,500 from the month of September 2012! What was he being paid for? His tweets before, during and after the elections!
Just the other day, Radio Africa, Kiss TV owners, paid Alai undisclosed amount of money so as to leak information on the sacking of its employees! Why was this done? This was done to prepare the victims psychologically and to avoid possible protests!
Airtel is also believed to have sponsored Alai's famous outburst on Safaricom's working conditions. Interestingly,  Alai had to call for help on Social media, when he was sued for libel! Why did he do this? To eliminate any idea that he was being sponsored by someone! What a brilliant move! Alai is a genius!

3. Loans!
Due to a few 'connections' in the banking industry, loans are easy to get for Alai. Just a minute! He is a defaulter! Information available at Credit Reference Bureau, shows that he has been blacklisted a record nine times!!!

WHERE DOES HE GET ALL 'HIS INFORMATION'?
As you are already aware, he is paid to leak sensitive information as in the case of KISS TV. Secondly, Raila has several intelligence officials, who still leak information to Alai. Thirdly, so much information is left out during presentation of news by Kenyan Media. Alai has access to this information through some journalists that we are going to name in the near future! 

So, next time don't ask what fuels his stinking tweets!

...and you tell me twitter ain't serious? Probably! To some, it is a tool for 'terrorism' and propaganda!

 

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